I Can Make a Meal Out of Shoes Box If I Have To

I Can Make a Meal Out of a Shoe Box-If I Have To.

I never said it would taste good.
I never said anyone would eat it.

I Can walk 2 miles to the grocery store and carry all the groceries back home.

OK, OK. Maybe I can carry a bottle of Coke and drink the evidence before I get home.
Actually, the store is only 1 mile away and I can use a suitcase on rollers to drag home 75 pounds of groceries. I do.

I Can write one short story a day.

I have 24 1/2 short stories on scraps of paper. Only two are written in magic marker. Five stories are actually typed on hard copy.
I lost my flash drive and my computer died with two entire books saved. Luckily, I have 3 bags fulls of scraps with scribbles and some hard copy.
But, I have never used toilet paper to scribble out a good idea or sentence.

I Can write a blog a day and actually push the PUBLISH BUTTON. I am writing in the Ultimate blog Challenge! Hey, there fellow challengers! Besure to tell me something about your self in the comments.

Let's not talk about the typos I see three weeks after the fact.
People actually read my blogs.

I Can write in a few magazines and people read them.

I read the funniest article today in ELT Birth and Beyond. when I finished reading and ran to the potty from laughing so hard, I saw the author's picture. Oh, I forgot I wrote that 6 weeks ago.

I Can join as many sites and widget thins on-line as I want as long as I don't have to take out my credit card

I have to remember what my user name is.
I have to remember my password.
I have solution for the 2 things above. That is to write all that info in an address book. Problem is, where did I put the address book with my pass words?.

I Can remember my Social Security number with out looking and my son's number, too. But...

I forget where I put my glasses.
I forget my zip code.
I forgot to write my rent check in the check book thing-what ever it is called that you write down what you spend?
I forget that I am cooking scrambled eggs and make French toast instead.
I forget why my computer screen won't turn on. Oh, I guess that is why my CPAP has been beeping. I'm suppose to unplug one and plug the other cord back in.
I can name all 6 of my grand kids AND spell their names. But, I forget one girls year of birth. Sorry.Scratch that I remember now.* Note to self; send 16 year old her birthday card with ca$h.

I Can do exercises while typing at the computer.

Ankle alphabet with my ankles.
Flap my chicken wings. You know, all that skin that hangs under old lady's arms and the grand kids think its funny.See Nanna do the Chicken Dance?
Kegels and not even the dog knows. (Neither does spell check.)
I can squeeze a quarter between my butt cheeks, if I had one. I just used all of those quarters doing laundry. Oh well!

I Can stay up past my bed time, if I want to. I am doing it right now.

Cause, I'm the Nanna and I'm the boss of me and I am loved.
Now it is your turn to tell the world what you can do. Don't be shy. Share something in the comment section, right now.